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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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