Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.