Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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