Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.