The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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