The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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