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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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