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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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