The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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