The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.