The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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