If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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