The best Chuck Norris jokes

One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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