Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.