The best Chuck Norris jokes

Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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