Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.