Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.