The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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