Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.