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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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