Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.