huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.