The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 49.34 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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