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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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