It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.