Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.