The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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