Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.