The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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