Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".