The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
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