Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.