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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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