The best Chuck Norris jokes

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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