Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.