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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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