The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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