Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.