Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.