Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.