Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.