The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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