The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 75.92 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 75.63 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 75.61 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 75.53 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 75.43 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 75.36 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 75.33 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 75.31 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 75.28 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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