In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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