Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.