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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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