It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.