When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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