The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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