The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.