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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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