Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.