Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.