When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.