The best Chuck Norris jokes

Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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