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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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