The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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