In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.