The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
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