Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.