Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.