The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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