Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.