Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.