The best Chuck Norris jokes

Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, death
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, animal
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science