During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.