The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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