The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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