When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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