Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.