The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.