Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.