The best Chuck Norris jokes

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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