The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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