I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.