Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.