The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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