When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.