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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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