Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.