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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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