Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.