Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.