One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.