When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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