If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.