The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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