The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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