Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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