Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.