Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.