The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.13 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 72.87 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.85 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 72.80 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.78 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 72.57 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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