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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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