The best Chuck Norris jokes

Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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