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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.