The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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